Blastardly Deeds

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

Major Deegan

noun: Severe diarrhea (aka major D).

Man, I just had some Taco Bell, now I've got to hop on the Major Deegan.

by James-NYC December 26, 2007

Deegan

A specific person that is very kind-hearted and always trying to make others laugh, even though she’s a pain in my ass I still love her

Alec: “Hey Deegan, I missed you”
Deegan:”Kys”

by Ilovemayosm December 4, 2021

Brown deeds

Process by which expelling fudgies from your anus. AKA Shitting.

Guy 1: Aw d00d i think i gotta do some brown deeds!
Guy 2: make sure you wipe your ass

by Mike davis III October 6, 2005

deemsters

dimethyltryptamine made from an acid base extraction of mimosa hostilis root bark normally , salted with hydrochloric acid and freebased with sodium hydroxide with a layer of a non polar solvent to pull the freebase then the solvent removed and evaporated and freeze precipitated and filtered through a buchner funnel under vacuum

hey man pack up some deemsters and lets travel to hyperspace to see through the eyes of god...forget who we our and talk about it for the rest of our lives ;)

by dmt dan July 9, 2012

deekshita

An awesome person.

You are deekshita.

by Handle my Name March 25, 2017

Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

by Ed54 July 6, 2010