deconstructivism

The opposite of construction (not to be confused with constructivism), but not exactly.

A construction of step by step destruction in the real world, destroying what is known to create what is possible only in an other, inconceivable and as yet, unimaginable world.

This prolonged hunger is going to be my deconstructivism.

by YabWIT June 6, 2011

decoy anger

(n.) when one continues to yell after realizing that they have wrongly accused someone of something. This noise draws attention away from the fact that the speaker/yeller called out their victim unjustly.

Jimmy: Did Mr. Burns know that you didn't actually pull the fire alarm?

Johnny: I think so. All of that shouting must've been decoy anger.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

deconstress

the need to reduce stress in life

I am a ball of stress, so I'm thankful for a few moments of deconstress (LoL!) time.

by GLOW GIRL February 18, 2012

decoy shoes

Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.

Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.

by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013

decoy

When a group ugly of men or women has an attractive person accompany them social events to attract the opposite sex.

I wasw fooled into introducing myself to these chicks because of their decoy.

by Darrell (Pops) Wilson February 23, 2008

decoy

The female friends you hang out with to attract more women coming to you.

Guy 1: Why are you spending money on these girls when they do not put out for you?
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!

by LexicalBoomer January 12, 2020

The Decoy

A picture of yourself looking like a clown, printed on a 8.5x11 or larger piece of paper. It just screams "who wants to invest in printer ink?". It must tell corny jokes through chat bubbles. The decoy is used in a homeroom class at school so you can place the decoy at your regular seat and go sit with your friends.

The decoy fooled everyone and caused a big distraction in homeroom.

by Bob Decoymaker November 28, 2011