The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.
Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014
Get the Side Decoration mug.A steep general decline in prices, often caused by a reduction in the money supply or credit, that creates economic recession or depression, which in turn results in greater deflation. A vicious circle, where the problem is its own cause.
A Deflationary Vortex occured in Japan during the 1990's, brought about by decreases in price that lead to lower production, which in turn lead to lower wages and demand, which lead to further decreases in price
by LizL July 3, 2010
Get the Deflationary Vortex mug.A suburb north of Brisbane near the Redcliffe/Rothwell area.Commonly called depression bay or decrepit bay by discriminating citizens of nearby suburbs or towns.Well known for it's shoe stealing inhabitants,countless teenage mothers and overuse of the word C*NT.Great shopping opportunities for those after a wild night out.
1st person:"Dude, i was at a party at deception bay last night"
2nd person:"D What?"
1st: "yeah D Bay, and when i woke up someone had taken my shoes"
2nd person:"D What?"
1st: "yeah D Bay, and when i woke up someone had taken my shoes"
by Ronnie Rottten May 3, 2008
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-similar to power shit
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
Get the instant deflation of the anus mug.When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.
"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
by Woofles January 15, 2006
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The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!
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