Defibation

The act of rubbing one's penis vigorously in a masturbatory motion while simultaneously deficating. Could also be used as a sexual act or ploy.

Muslims practice the act of defibation with two hands.

by Zbradley June 26, 2017

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009

Dedication 3

The worst mixtape in the world, by.. you know it... the sell-out Lil Wayne. Half of the "tracks" are him preaching how good he is or something pointless. Lil Wayne sucks dick, all he is a sell-out, can't even rap anymore, fucking sell-out pussy.

Every rapper is better than Lil Wayne nowadays, he's not even a rapper anymore, the bitch sings like a faggot. Jay-z, Papoose, Nas, Mob Deep, fucking everyone is better than him, he fucking sucks. Dedication 3 sucks cock

by fuklilwayne December 9, 2008

Defication Deluxe

When one bends over naked while in the mirror, starts a helacious poop and smashes both buttcheeks together, intending to sandwich the accomplishment.

Dude last night I made the greatest Defication Deluxe!

by tres ratards February 12, 2010

Duffication

When railing a girl doggy style a man places two fingers in the females asshole. Once the fingers are inserted into the asshole the male attempts to use those fingers to masturbate himself through her asshole. The name is mixture of defication and masturbation.

Man I tried to give her the duffication but when I tried to get that second finger in she got pissed.

by Duffman81221 January 7, 2014

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022