Deadlined

1.A military term used to describe the operational condition of a piece of equipment. It means the equipment in question is NMC or is broken down. Equipment can be deadlined for safety reasons such as fuel leaks, inop headlights, Missing seatbelts, etc.
2.To have an injured body part limiting your ability to perform certain actions.

1.I can't get a dispatch for my truck, the fucking headlights are inop.
Looks like we're not going anywhere today, my panzer is throwing fuel everywhere, run over to the CPand tell the XO we're saftey deadlined.
2. No freq hopping for me this weekend, My main gun is deadlined from that girl last week.

by tankboy2k January 20, 2006

Deadliest Catch

A woman who has no business wearing fishnet stockings but wears them anyway.

"Dude, did you see that fat chick in the fishnets?"
"Yeah, she's the deadliest catch"

by josev October 26, 2012

deadline

A deadline refers to a practice in earlier prison camps which were usually farms and therefore had no real fences and so the deadline was literally a perimeter line that if you crossed you would be shot and most likely killed.

Can you imagine if they were to enact old school deadlines in place of the modern equivalent? I bet everyone would turn their work in on time with that kind of pressure. Unless of course they were suicidal and too lazy to do it themselves.

by saharadryhumor January 8, 2015

Deadsite

1. A website that no longer exists or has been bought out by another user.

2. A popular website that once had a lot of traffic that now has little to no traffic due cultural, social changes, problems with the website's management or policies, etc.

Examples:

Herman: "Do you remember pets.com?"

Norman: "No."

Herman: "Me either. That is a real deadsite."

Mary: "If you want, we can chat on MySpace! I have an awesome page set up."

George: "You still use that piece of shit deadsite?"

by DennisInAtor September 24, 2014

Alaskan Deadlift

Act performed by either a straight, bi-sexual, lesbian, or gay male/female. When either you or your partner are lying on their back and the other person straddles them and inserts the other’s penis or strap-on into their anus. The person on their back then tightens their core muscles, holding their body as straight as possible, acting as a barbell, while simultaneously the other person places their hands on their sides and clenches their anus then stands in an attempt to lift the other up while using perfect dead lift form.

If performed individually, a large dildo could be routed thru an Olympic weight so said dildo is pointed up. The dildo is inserted into the anus, while keeping back straight, clench anus, and stand in an attempt to lift the weight.

“The gym was closed again for COVID, so I had to go to Josh and Dave’s house to do some Alaskan Deadlift.”

by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020

Deadlights11

Her name is Nikki, she's Atheist/nihilist and is a complete Nerdcase.. she runs the #Wolvesforestden in the Deviantart IRC Servers

She likes to Streak, Beware :O

Originated: May 30th, 1987 in East York
Background: She scars each of her deviations with "bLarg" which was derived from the infamous "ebLarg'd" which was notorious in the early 90's as a referance to apthy. She was dubbed the russian lesbian by many, but is not russian, or lesbian.

You remind me of that one time Deadlights11 did her thing

by AntiTrip March 17, 2005

deadline surfing

The act of doing the least amount of work possible such that you could still conceivably get your essay in on time.

"Hey man do you wanna cheeky game of Boxhead?"

"Nah bro, gotta do some work now cause I spent all last night deadline surfing"

by toorightbro333 November 7, 2015