*dead*

dying with laughter

*dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term

guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on sunday morning... i can't remember what happened
guy2 types: *dead*

by mikoism January 22, 2008

dead

1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble

1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead

by ihavenolife June 29, 2004

Dead!

1. Something you can shout randomly to scare/annoy people.
2. Also a great song from My Chemical Romances new album,The Black Parade. Tis good,ya?

1.
"Dead!" I shouted during church,much to the annoyance of several hundred conservative housewives in attendance.
2. "I love Dead!" said my BFF "Hooray for using exclamation marks!"

by bandanasarerad October 24, 2006

Deaded

rejected

Harvard deaded Jim despite his 1.7 GPA.

by AirNik August 24, 2003

dead

An adverb that typically modifies an adjective. Often used as a replacement for "very," "so," or "extremely" and is assumed to have a stronger positive or negative connotation.

"You got an F in PE? Are you serious?"
"Yeah man I'm dead serious"

"Hey that girl over there is dead hot"

"My dad was dead pissed when I took his car out for a drive"

"That Calculus test was easy"
"Are you kidding? That test was dead hard"

by Adrian D. March 23, 2009

dead

deceased, an empty shell, devoid of life, not alive, soulless

I kill you dead, MOTHERFUCKER. o_o

by chic geek September 12, 2003

Dead

Is like saying LOL, or LMAO or Your Killing Me

John: Knock Knock
Peter: Who's there?
John: Boinga
Peter: Boinga Who?
John: Boinga My Toinga!!!
Peter: DEAD! THATS MAD FUNNY HAHAHA DEAD!

like:
LOLLMFAOLMAOROFLYour Killing Me

by Cautian July 06, 2009