An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.
A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.
A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.
"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"
"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."
"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."
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data rape is when software organisations use the data collected by people-users to build their businesses, make millions in exits, charge escalating subscription fees, erode trust, service and user experience and fail to give a fair ROI back to either the user or "collective humanity" in return.
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A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.
Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. "
Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "
Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "
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A person with exception skill in searching through social networking sites to gather information about another person.
When used pejoratively, 'data hound' may refer to exceptionally obsessive people whose only interest in Facebook is forensic, or who are capable of deducing someone's entire dating history by looking at status updates.
A person with exception skill in searching through social networking sites to gather information about another person.
When used pejoratively, 'data hound' may refer to exceptionally obsessive people whose only interest in Facebook is forensic, or who are capable of deducing someone's entire dating history by looking at status updates.
Steve's such a data hound that it only takes him fifty-two seconds, on average, to reply to a question on Yahoo! Answers!
Holy shit, that fucking data hound figured out that I used to date Steve in college... just by looking through every photograph of every friend I've ever had on Facebook.
Holy shit, that fucking data hound figured out that I used to date Steve in college... just by looking through every photograph of every friend I've ever had on Facebook.
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