Darn

A child-friendly version of the word damn, created by a bunch of retards at the Catholic Church, due to the word's religious significance, but is now ridiculous to teach in our growing liberal society, and because it has the exact same damn meaning as damn.

6 year old boy: Dammit! I hate my life! I hate my damn school! I hate my damn parents! I hate my damn brother! I hate that we're damn poor! I just wanna kill myself, damnit!

Mom: (gasp) You can't say damn! That's a bad word! Say darn instead.

6 year old boy: That sounds stupid! I wanna say damn!

Mom: If you say damn anymore, God is going to send you to hell when you die!

6 year old boy: Oh, okay, I'll say darnit instead.

by LiberatorFromOurselves May 7, 2009

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re-gosh-darn-diculous

when something is so ridiculous that ridiculous just isn't enough to describe it.

Andrew: Dude, Mike had sex with four different women last night for two hours each.

Joe: It's re-gosh-darn-diculous that he can keep it up that long.

by nuwebb March 7, 2009

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That Darn Cat

Very Cute Disney movies, Toddler Friendly. The original was released in 1965, the remake in 1997. It is about a cat that helps the FBI solve a kidnapping.

The original starred Hayley Mills, Dean Jones, Dorothy Provine, Roddy McDowall, Neville Brand, Frank Gorshin, Elsa Lanchester, William Demarest, Ed Wynn and Richard Deacon, an All Star cast!

For some reason the remake in 1997 was not as well received, but in my opinion, much funnier. It starred Christine Ricci, Doug E Doug, Dean Jones, but had an anti-emo, pro-popularity message that is unfortunate.

Cat lovers should check out the movies "That Darn Cat", "That Darn Cat", and "The Cat From Outer Space", but enjoyment of the last two may mostly derive from the cuteness of the cats.

by Catso March 3, 2009

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