Dinglehopper

Ariel (from Disney's film The Little Mermaid) calles a 'fork' a dinglehopper and uses it for her hair.

Ariel: I need to get a new dinglehopper! *Goes to Walmart*
Store clerk: Hello, how can I help you?
Ariel: I need a dinglehopper, could you show me where they are?
Store clerk: ?........
Ariel: For hair....
Store clerk: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You mean a DINGLEHOPPER

Dinglehoppers are great for hair and food!

by Error666 March 11, 2017

dinglehopher

a somewhat nicer and goofier term for "idiot"

Friend 1: I once read in a magazine that big foot married a mermaid!!!
Friend 2: Don't Be a dinglehopher, Steve.

by darkvalkrye March 21, 2008

dinglehop

Dinglehop is when you have a little poop hanging from your bum and you can only get it out by hopping

Oh man, Seth.... I had a dingleberry and it was stuck so I had to dinglehop it out.

by Lboo831 February 28, 2016

dangleberries

crums of faeces that are caught on anul hair and dried into balls of faeses.

check your dangleberries mate!

by the dude October 1, 2003

danglebeef

Any part of loose skin that hangs and/or dangles from the body

It was difficult to pleasure the girl due to her excessive danglebeef.

by Otis R. October 29, 2007

Dinglebombed

When you are giving a blowjob and you get shit in the face.

I was blowing my boyfriend and he dinglebombed my face.

by Mjcorder32 February 27, 2015

dangledorf

a stupid/retarted person

Kevin you dangledorf let go of my wenis!

by Bendejo July 22, 2006