a secretly gay closet monger who loves to be a pushover and tool among "friends". A davis loves to have a "girlfriend" just so others won't suspect his true sexuality. Davis' also walk with an abnormal bounce, tsk a lot, and tell the same jokes over and over. They seek approval among peers and often mimic humorous actions/behaviors of others. A davis also will never ask a girl out, until pressured to. Once a davis begins going out with a girl, he will neglect her, mainly because davis' love cock. A davis will try to be self-righteous in his decisions but to everyone else, he's just a closet-homo/tool. Davis' also have very yellow teeth, no pubic hair whatsoever, and the body of a 8 year old. Davis' enjoy eating fried goods such as chicken fingers, and chicken fingers.

Person 1: Yo man, what's up with Andy? Why hasn't he asked Amy out yet?
Person 2: Idk man, he's such a davis, remember when he went out with becca and she said he never got hard when they made out? Yeah, total davis he is
Person 1: So lame

Person 1: Where's Andy?
Person 2: He's at that party drinking, even though he hates the taste of alcohol and becomes depressed when he drinks
Person 1: lawl, he is such a davis

Person 1: Your brother shaves?
Person 2: Yeah! He just hit puberty.
Person 1: lol he's not a davis anymore!

Person 1: Yo, were you just staring at that guy's butt?
Person 2: No way bro, I'm no davis

davis by Jen Hastings November 12, 2006

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Davis

Also known as Dequavis that kid that says he talks to all the bitches but turns out he is actually homsexual

Jimmy says he talks to all the hoes but really hes just a mega davis

Davis by Bennettg March 12, 2019

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