Shit cyclone

A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.

My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.

by Greenery July 6, 2008

Wicked cyclone

When one straps himself to a ceiling fan while masterbaiting and after completion you scream "wicked cyclone"

Me and Tommy heard earl doing the wicked cyclone earlier

by Cuh yessir November 6, 2021

cyclone ranger

An outsider; an unwanted or exasperating person.

"Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger." The Vapors, Turning Japanese, 1983.

by Vacation Man May 11, 2010

Cyclone Steven

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

by DanVito December 9, 2008

French Cyclone

Whenever you take a dump into someone's washing machine before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the washing (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the Kansas Dust Storm

Man 1: Dude, when Sam was washing his clothes, I dropped him a French Cyclone into his washer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D

Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!

Man 1: I know!

by legiocaesaris January 1, 2012

bomb cyclone

2018 snow storn that swept through the South

Did you guys get caught in that bomb cyclone?

by Kayladinero January 8, 2018

Bomb Cyclone

Bomb Cyclone (Noun and Verb) - The act of clearing the gastrointestinal tract through the consumption odd food combinnations and/or nearly expired food. Normally, a natural process however the participant intentionally chose food, against better judgment and must deal with consequences from consuming said food. The "Bomb" referring to the expulsion act. The "cyclone" referring to the swirling motion of the toilet water.

1. I have a 2 for 1, Chipotle....Dude, Let's get the tofu. No Bomb Cyclone today!
2. Dude, I went to grandma's and she made some sweet ass ham balls. 2 hours later, Bomb Cyclone!

by todamhyp January 28, 2022