nigger cycling

Riding a bicycle and holding another bike.
Typically a man of african decent, riding a bicycle while at the same time holding another bicycle with his right or left hand as it rolls beside him. They are obtained when kids or other unintelligent people leave bikes outside unattended for a short period. Usually in larger cities.

"Look over there, that nigger is nigger cycling a kids bike!"

Jen: hey i cant find my bike.
Charles: did you check the garage?
Jen: no i left it right here on the front porch.
Charles: well, looks like you've been nigger cycled.

by chuckydeath! March 6, 2009

arousal repulsion cycling

What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.

"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."

"That one walking away?"

"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"

(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)

by cirdellin December 22, 2009

speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006

Cockicorn

Like a Unicorn except instead of a horn their is an erect cock growing from its forehead.

Dan Tucker: Fuck you, you gigantic Cockicorn!

by HalfsaleNotice December 23, 2009

Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.

Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.

by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011

Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

by lawnman7 July 18, 2012

Cackie

The word used with mostly fish myths on Roblox such as Angered Fish and Good Puffer. It means they're talking about humans. There are good Cackies and Bad Cackies.

"They're are a bad cackie!"

" No they're a good cackie!

by Laa_Laa September 18, 2021