long hair don't care

A phrase originally used in the late '60s and early '70s in support of the hippie movement against the older generation's often prude and narrowminded world view, which associated long hair (especially on males) with a sloppy lifestyle. Sometimes also related to long hair on males being associated with homosexuality due to the similarity with traditionally feminine hairstyles. The phrase emphasizes that the speaker isn't affected by what is meant as an insult but actually embraces the accusation.

"Get a haircut, you hippie!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

by nicky123 September 6, 2014

could care less

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.

person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"

by skunky December 26, 2004

care-o-meter

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.

Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*

by Cwall4 April 28, 2007

devil may care

very reckless, careless

That was a devil may care plan. Don't put yourself on the line like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2009

care bear bop

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).

Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.

by torqueboy September 20, 2012

Trump Care

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

/e care

you try to give a fuck, but do not actually.

fucking cunt: I can't believe that my Facebook account was hacked yesterday
retard: /e care

by ­­ June 18, 2021