cuntstormer

Asshole customer

These cuntstormers fucking suck.

by akspa June 10, 2009

cuntstipated

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008

cuntsoup

(v) A practical joke where one returns a can of soup to the donor with the letters "c," "u," "n," "t," highlighted on the label. Usually chicken soup is used and the can is left on the doorstep. The recipient must be a giant bitch who really has it coming.

"She saw the can sitting outside her door and her mouth dropped open. She couldn't believe she'd just been cuntsouped!!"

by linzwvu May 4, 2005

Curbstomp the Haters

A way of saying that you couldn’t give two shits about what the haters think of you

Hater: You’re ugly

Guy: Curbstomp the haters

by muffin tin November 6, 2019

cuntstomer

A customer that is a cunt.

"Sorry, I had to serve a cuntstomer."

by epinema February 27, 2010

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004

Cuntstrap

A belt or strap fastened to the female genitalia.

Susan developed a rash on her vagina as she had not washed Karen's Cuntstrap before using it.

by s0ya January 9, 2009