cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.

After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.

by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

Cumster

A person who sells their body for money

Cumsters are usually found by streetcorners

by Playah8er November 12, 2009

cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

by tedx November 9, 2006

Cumpster Diving

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster

John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.

by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014

Cumpost Bin

An incredibly slutty girl, so much so that she has earn the title of being a cumpost bin

That girl Stacey keeps sleeping around, she is obviously a cumpost bin.

by Jammaz1 May 3, 2011

Cumnomster

1) A person who in the course of a week will drink more than half a Liter of cum.

2) Anyone who displeases you, or you disagree with.

V. Cumnomming
Adj. Cumnommingly

Remember that blond girl? She was such a dirty little Cumnomster.

My biology teacher is such a Cumnomster

by McPhaggot April 3, 2012