cump

The act of cumming while humping.

Stef cumped all over his jaun-piece last night! He still smells like fish too.

by Definitely Not Eric April 1, 2008

Cump

Cum dump

Bro 1: Bro i just fucked my gf's cump so hard bro!

Bro 2: Bro!

Bro 1: I know bro!

by Jackavocado January 23, 2020

Cump

When you give into the urge to simultaneously cum & take a dump.

“Matt said he cumped in his bed last night.”
“Damn, that’s gross.”

by Kippsy April 11, 2021

Cump

When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!

"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"

by Kelcie Jean November 14, 2007

Cump

An apparatus for holding male ejaculation

I went to donate sperm, and the nurse handed me a cump for my man juice

by D. Bud September 1, 2016

Cump Dumpster

It is a nickname given by homosexual cowboys from the south to their fellow gay cowboys from the north. It comes from William Tecumseh Sherman, a Union general during the Civil War's nickname, cump, and cum dumpster. It is used as a flirty way to get into another cowboy's pants at the ranch.

Ceejay: Shucks, Andy, gonna make you into my Cump Dumpster when you come down to Atlanta.

Grant: Dang twang, fill my butthole with your cum, boy.

by HandleBrake12 October 15, 2019

cump

If you don't wipe your bum for a week you get a build up of cump

Poo for a week without wiping and after this time you get a little collection of cump starting to gather

by Fragger Hoddings July 26, 2012