shit cummer

One who cums shit. Not to be confused with a cum shitter - very different ratios.

That fella turned out to be a real shit cummer.

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Mummer Cummer

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum

Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!

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A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.

I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.

ninja cummer by Keatball November 11, 2018

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someone who disrespects animals and decides to unload on their feline pet

Oh my god Shane is a total cat cummer

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ah the cummer. look at them walk around.

well! there goes the cummer!!

jack manifold.

girl: is that jack manifold?
person: no, thats the cummer.

girl: sweet

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When you make a maze out of you dried cum.

I’m just made a new maze cummer and it won a prize.

Maze Cummer by Tepbow November 2, 2022

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someone who has been recently hammered in the ass and goes to shit and shits cum. Or a big asshole

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