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monday cuppy

Like Scottish football except better.

We can actually play... well some of us.

Liam outlines the majority of what can be said about this unbelievable spectacle. No doubt everyone in Maths during 4th period on a Monday will sit with their eyes glued to the window: albeit by Mrs. Copland for them not writing the notes!

It has more drama than all of those crap Aussie soaps added together and best of all, has the worst goalkeeper in existence... no, not Aberdeen's keeper, but the mighty Timbo. Can't catch a cold. Doesn't recognise a foul. Doesn't understand that a shot which goes in between the posts (which are beautifully constructed with bags and tend to be 2 ft wide), under the (imaginary) crossbar and over the line.. counts as a fecking goal.

Scott likes to whine and cry as he goes out first round every week thanks to dubious penalties awarded by Timbo against him (which happen to be the only penalties awarded by Timbo. Ever.)

Chuchter likes to whine and cry too yet is inaudible as he is an inbred farmer that no-one can make out a word he says so everyone takes it as speech of unimportance and carries on regardless.

Then there's Nick K. Poaching bastard!

Everyone else is fine and have been explained, again by Liam, above.
Monday cuppy has been cancelled for the first time. Ever! This occurs/occured (depends when you're reading this) on the 14th of March 2005. Reason: shitty guidance having S.E. then instead of Friday. Arseholes.
by James March 13, 2005
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cuppy cake

When you cup your hand over your asshole to catch your fart so you can release it under your victims nose to ensure their full enjoyment.

Can also be thrown or blown at a person.
my husband was driving along and I saw him grab a cuppy cake. I was dodging and trying to get away but the grubby bastard blew it at me!!!
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009
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Cuppy

To 'cup' a mans(or if your feeling really daring a womans)pectoral region. Accompanied by a high pitched squeel of the word "Cuppy". Especially enjoyable when directed at obese individuals as they have more to cup! This may result in the obese individual becoming angry (WARNING: Not responsible for any injuries sustained by the cuppying of fat, I mean rotund individuals. From the same family as the nipple cripple, and techinally assault!
Normal person: "CUPPY!" (cushioning the fat boys man-boob)
Fatty bumbum:"Go away..."(breaks down into to tears at the realisation he is a ugly hopless fat boy with no hope of suceeding in life, sexually or socially)
by Fromie lad! October 22, 2008
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Cuppy Egg

A boiled egg that is placed in a egg holder.
That was a really tasty cuppy egg.
by Ross Holton July 26, 2009
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Crepy

When someone or something is so creepy it’s too creepy to call it creepy
OMG that’s totally crepy
by Bdjdndid sknshsbdndjsksnshdh February 19, 2019
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Crepy

When someone or something is so creepy it’s too creepy to be called creepy
WOW dude that’s totally crepy
by Bdjdndid sknshsbdndjsksnshdh February 19, 2019
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Cuppycakes

A bad thing. Negative term. Simillar in use to unfair or foolish.
That's just cuppycakes, yo!
by Kris Petersen July 26, 2004
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