codger

an old person. Derives from coffin dodger

some old codger died last night at the old peoples home

by duncan disorderly April 14, 2003

Codger

The origin of codger seems to lie in the complex links between cadger and codger (not as a contraction of 'coffin-dodger', as one of my more inventive correspondents has suggested). In some parts of England the two words were used interchangeably, whereas in other regions they were separate words, one meaning 'beggar' and the other 'eccentric/grotesque fellow'. The latter meaning is the one used in an early example of 'old codger', David Garrick's farce Bon Ton, 1775:

"My Lord's servants call you an old out-of-fashion'd Codger."

Men who had fallen on hard times and had resorted to any means possible to keep body and soul together were often those who were too old to find work. A cadger was likely to be a grizzled character wanting to borrow or steal from you; a codger was a peculiar and unfashionable chap, and both were likely to be old. 'Old codger' is most likely to be the linguistic merging of all those images.

David Garrick's farce Bon Ton, 1775:

"My Lord's servants call you an old out-of-fashion'd Codger."

by Nikolai Luzhin November 14, 2009

cadge

To get items by sponging or begging

Can I cadge a Ciggy

by A Butler ;o) April 22, 2003

cumdgement call

The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.

Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017

Cudderology

The study of who/what is Kid Cudi

Bro #1: MOTM2 is so chill...

Bro #2: I know...I study cudderology

by twesss November 13, 2010

cuder

A synonym for pussy, vagina, and cunt.

Don't b such a cuder.

by Factual Fries October 3, 2016

old codger

Slow moving old man esp. on the road.

C'mon Old Codger can you take it out of first gear, I'm in a hurray.

by sylvy September 24, 2006