The first spinoff of CSI. Set in Miami and centers around Leuitenant Horatio Caine and his team of CSI's. But despite being CSIs they hardly need to use forensics to solve their crimes. Horatio Caine has a sixth sense for knowing who did it and why. But he is not the lone superhero on the team. CSI Eric Delko has been shot numerous times, including twice in the head. But did he die? No. Did he get any longterm damage? No.
The average CSI Miami episode consists of many bikini clad girls, a high profile murder usually about drugs, money or both, horatio making a few snappy one liners and removing and putting on his sunglasses a dozen times. And when they need to fill the rest of the forty five minutes they include a few jokes at Ryan Wolfe's expense, usually about his height (or lack of it), a few Eric/Calleigh love scenes, and Horatio shooting a half a dozen guys for no apparent reason. And don't be surprised if the episode ends with Horatio secretly beating up a suspect.
The average CSI Miami episode consists of many bikini clad girls, a high profile murder usually about drugs, money or both, horatio making a few snappy one liners and removing and putting on his sunglasses a dozen times. And when they need to fill the rest of the forty five minutes they include a few jokes at Ryan Wolfe's expense, usually about his height (or lack of it), a few Eric/Calleigh love scenes, and Horatio shooting a half a dozen guys for no apparent reason. And don't be surprised if the episode ends with Horatio secretly beating up a suspect.
Person1: "Did you see CSI Miami last night?"
Person2: "Yah. How on earth does Horatio get all those beautiful girls and how does a brazilian ginger exsist?"
Person 1:"Did you see when Eric was shot? I swear they've already used that storyline before:
Person 2:"I think they are recycling them. Last week Ryan was framed once again for a crime."
Person2: "Yah. How on earth does Horatio get all those beautiful girls and how does a brazilian ginger exsist?"
Person 1:"Did you see when Eric was shot? I swear they've already used that storyline before:
Person 2:"I think they are recycling them. Last week Ryan was framed once again for a crime."
by HoratioCaineisITTT February 23, 2011
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Paddy: Hey CSI:NY's on tonight!
Mickey: What's CSI:NY?
Paddy: CSI: New York.
Mickey: Never seen it.
Paddy: You've got to be shittin me!
Mickey: What's CSI:NY?
Paddy: CSI: New York.
Mickey: Never seen it.
Paddy: You've got to be shittin me!
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When you login to Facebook and your friend count is down (noticeable if you're older and don't add everyone you've ever seen). The ensuing investigation can resemble complex forensics, as you examine your pages to profile the missing candidate.
(p.s. To save time, it's always a girl).
(p.s. To save time, it's always a girl).
Kenny: Logged onto the 'Book last night. Friend Count was down by one.
Brad: So - just the 12 now?
Kenny: Uh-huh. Had to 'CSI Facebook' for 7 minutes to pull up a suspect, you feel me?
Brad: Jenny?
Kenny: Yeahhh!! How'd you know?
Brad: Man. Next time -just let her have one of your fries.
Kenny: Hmm. True dat!
Brad: So - just the 12 now?
Kenny: Uh-huh. Had to 'CSI Facebook' for 7 minutes to pull up a suspect, you feel me?
Brad: Jenny?
Kenny: Yeahhh!! How'd you know?
Brad: Man. Next time -just let her have one of your fries.
Kenny: Hmm. True dat!
by Paper Tiger Web June 21, 2009
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The expression comes from the unbelievable ability of CSI detectives of all series (some more than others) to spot a fingerprint in a dollar coin while it's still in somebody's pocket.
This sight can be one of the symptoms of csi-ititis.
The expression comes from the unbelievable ability of CSI detectives of all series (some more than others) to spot a fingerprint in a dollar coin while it's still in somebody's pocket.
This sight can be one of the symptoms of csi-ititis.
Coretta: -Gas, honey, have you seen my fake eyelashes anywhere?
Gas: -Mhhhh... (carefully observes the surroundings)
Coretta:- ...?
Gas: -Mhhhh... (analyzes the composition of the air around himself)
Coretta: -Gas, what's the matter with you?!
Gas: -Your fake eyelashes are on the second table from the left of that restaurant.
Coretta: -How the hell do you know it?! I can barely see the restaurant!
Gas: -I've got a CSI sight, naivy!
Gas: -Mhhhh... (carefully observes the surroundings)
Coretta:- ...?
Gas: -Mhhhh... (analyzes the composition of the air around himself)
Coretta: -Gas, what's the matter with you?!
Gas: -Your fake eyelashes are on the second table from the left of that restaurant.
Coretta: -How the hell do you know it?! I can barely see the restaurant!
Gas: -I've got a CSI sight, naivy!
by arrobarriba May 4, 2008
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Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.
by MasterBlaster6999 January 28, 2012
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Leah noticed a bra in a man's bathroom, dishware for two, and a photo collage of a girl in the guy's place where she has visited for the first time.
"The second she entered the house, she began CSI'ing the place."
"The second she entered the house, she began CSI'ing the place."
by BluePumpkin May 20, 2009
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So, you're just going to decide she's guilty based on a couple tweets and your own prejudices...what're you, CSI: Mom's Basement?
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