Crystal Gail Mangum

Psycho slut stripper who accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape and tried to ruin their lives. She was later found to have 5 different men's semen on and in her, but no lacrosse players.

Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!

by JusticeForAll July 13, 2007

crystal lust

The biggest booty pornstar there is
here shit will make you bust in 0.2 seconds

crystal lust can make you bust

by ThEoNlYaVoNn October 22, 2020

Crystalyn

shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (louis aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!

albert: dude whos that girl that just walked by?
louis: thats Crystalyn
albert: does she have a man?
louis: she dont. she used to like me too but i dont like her
albert: dont talk to me no more
louis: what?!? why?!?
albert: you just passed up Crystalyn! you dont get dumber than that

by the grl u cant get enough of! September 21, 2011

A Creamy Crystal

When a girl dumps ice cream or a milkshake in your balls and proceeds to lick it off

Last night I gave him a creamy crystal.

by D11GYT July 9, 2020

Crystal Methyd

Obviously the best qween on RPDR!!! Periodt

Crystal Methyd is so cool and fun. No wonder she won drag race.

OMG Crystal Methyd is dating BiBi Bad?? Who knew!!!!?

by Im That Bitch (it’s unanimous) May 10, 2020

crystal castles

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).

we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough

by Juicebox2507 June 14, 2008

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010