dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying... there are no tears- hence the "dry

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 April 12, 2014

cryberg

when you're name is karen and you're a j00 and you cry about soccer stars.

"STFU CRYBERG...i don't wanna here your whining."

by smithelous January 27, 2004

cryerbate

To cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 September 5, 2008

cryer

When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.

Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.

Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.

by DaddyDZeke April 21, 2017

Coyner

A term given to a sufferer of Chlamydia or other burning STD. The term originated from the Alternative rock band 'The Flaming Lips'. The band was founded by brothers Mark & Wayne Coyne who have been known to act outlandishly at festivals by entering in bubbles and riding over the crowd. Wayne Coyne has also be known to pour fake blood down his face to pay homage to the famous picture of 'Miles Davis'. This has led to the development of the phrase 'A bloody Coyner' referring to an infected and often messy sexually transmitted disease.

I was out on the lash last night with my beer goggles on and found myself fending off a Coyner with an empty bottle of Ouzo

by Alibonga99 March 31, 2011

Cronerati

A seriously hooked up car, of far-east origin, a hybrid consisting of Italian and Nicosean parts, kicks any Lambocivic's and Lanbo's ass, has a boomin' system that cats notice before it's even near them, is rollin' on bad ass 15 spoke crome dubs, has won many street races between Makedonitissa and Soutzou

Cronerati 1.8 V6 as owned by Tommy Bahama the Great

by Civic Test Driver July 8, 2005

cryfer

The most feared dragon slayer and huntsman in all of skyrim. Master of all magic and fighting skills

Look out for cryfer!

by brutal_brad December 19, 2011