The shot of melatonin after a fat weener… the stench of a pooch is that of a crocheted hat…I just croshitted
Your crostini is hangin’ out
by Gannonmilllerbossin2255 January 10, 2022
Get the Crostini mug.An alternative/parallel universe where everything is mostly the same except it is known fact that Jesus never showered or bathed at any point, so his crucifixion is instead called crustifixion
Gimma: "I can't believed Jesus never showered that's so manky"
Holly: "Yeah that must be why his crustifixion happened"
Holly: "Yeah that must be why his crustifixion happened"
by aurnaurrr June 14, 2022
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by tlvm July 31, 2022
Get the Crusting mug.The act of making a jelly sandwich and using it as a pleasure toy until climax, crating a PP & J sandwich that the significant other eats off of the man’s genitalia.
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Get the crostini Pie mug.When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).
by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025
Get the Crusting mug."Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.
Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"
"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"
"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"
"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025
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