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Berry Colossal Crunch

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.
Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014
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Cap’n Crunch

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.
“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”
by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020
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Crunchy Fajitas

Krun - Chee - Fah-jai-tuhs

noun,

1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas
Putting crushed up taco chips in my fajitas made those Crunchy Fajitas the crunchiest fajitas ever!
by jfrymer August 19, 2012
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Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
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Queso Crunchwrap

something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.
taco bell better bring the queso crunchwrap back,or im going to sue
by y2c January 16, 2009
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Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz
by Kupdoggyshag February 23, 2009
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Crunchay

A party-culture adjective that describes partying (raging) with your close friends to boundless music, sweating out the aggression through dance, and building a community through music and love. Origin: Jacksonville, FL (DUUUVAL!) Crunchay Sunday.
I'm getting Crunchay with all my wooks and spunionites tonight. Phuks with it!
by Vlad thee Inhaler August 23, 2011
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