crumpetry

All varieties of crumpet-related edibles

The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.

by doorag willy November 4, 2006

crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

crumper

Crumper is a derogatory term used against british people. It comes from the word crumpet (= someone who eats crumpet), following the stereotype that british people eat crumpets.

"This guy has a funny accent. I think he might be a crumper."

by rxzpxtxn September 14, 2020

Crumpet humor

Long, drawn out jokes funny because of it’s awkwardness.

I would like to get into Crumpet Humor but I don’t know if it’s my thing

by HimmyNeutron123321 October 29, 2022

Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022