Candy Crowley

Squeezing Hot Fresh Jelly Filled Donuts in a Fat Girls Ass.

I so want to go home tonight and do a Candy Crowley with my oversized girl friend.

by ButtGravy July 17, 2010

Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.

"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."

by WhiskeyFour March 02, 2023

Jack Crowley

Fucking mastermind

"finabache sequence " - Jack Crowley in Mr Robertsons class

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 December 13, 2022

ollie crowley

ollie crowley is awesome! so awesome that he will say yes to the dress!

girl 4: do you say yes to the dress
girl 1: do you think ollie crowley will say yes to the dress
todd: for sure he will!

ollie: No

by chicken nugget eater May 13, 2021

Crowleyed

A creative way of killing someone without using a weapon.

"I was watching Hatchet last night and saw everybody get crowleyed! It was so bloody."

by Quickwiththoughts February 20, 2022

Sgt. Crowley

noun. a pint of blue moon beer with an orange. Named after the beer of choice by Boston's Sgt. Crowley at the Obama's Beer Summit in the White House Rose Garden.

Nothing beats a cool glass of Sgt. Crowley on a warm summer's day!

by the bro show August 03, 2009

micheal crowley

An asshole who is a narcissist asshole cock sucking dick

Micheal Crowley is a dick

by Dickblink2& August 28, 2020