spanish crowbar

The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar

Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.

by slaptheebass August 7, 2009

crimson crowbar

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

kentucky crowbar

Usually found in the state of Kentucky, but may happen near you. It is the act of your sister using your boner for leverage while she is licking your asshole.

I had raging morning wood after breakfast so my sister gave me the Kentucky Crowbar .

by Trust in Beezer. May 30, 2016

Crowbar Hotel

Jail. It is a mistaken expression of the original term Graybar Hotel.

Uncle Jim spent three years at the Crowbar Hotel.

by Boston Guy May 22, 2012

crowbar face

Kelley Olsen's horrendous and disgusting facial features

"Kelley is such a crowbar face."

"fuck off"

by MXVSMK October 6, 2004

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

fart a crowbar

An expression used to display emotions of suprise or anger in the face of an unexpected event.

Often occuring together with Shit a brick

"Shit a brick, fart a crowbar! i musta seen that car a thousand times!"

by Kiplodogda June 3, 2006