Crotchpickles

Word given to fillings that fall from a sandwich, burger or kebab on to your crotch / t-shirt. Usually the result of over stuffing. Also look at spillage

Mork : Look at the size of this burger it is huge.
Mindy : yeah but watch out for "crotchpickles"

by Tim Barker November 27, 2007

Crotchlet

Chocolate that has landed on or very close to somebody's crotch, leaving them the only one able to eat it.

Paul: "Hey, have some chocolate!" *Throws chocolate*
Steve: "No, I don't want any."
Paul: "You have to it it now, it's your crotchlet!"

by AeonSummoner April 1, 2009

crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.

My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.

by Dongalev November 21, 2010

crotchbutter

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.

"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."

by Spax February 23, 2006

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crotchity

The state of being a total and complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.

Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.

by Angry Gas Station Attendent December 22, 2008