crooked ostrich 

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

crooked ostrich by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

Crooked Kingdom 

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey

Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

Crooked Kingdom by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

crooked letter 

Crooked letter means the letter S.

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-hump back-hump back-I

crooked letter by some polak September 4, 2004

Crooked Officer 

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.

Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya

Crooked Officer by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010

Crooked Letter I 

The borough of Staten Island, located in New York City. The crooked letter being S and I obviously being I to equal SI which is the abbreviation of Staten Island.

"In the Crooked Letter I it's do or die, every man fights to stay alive" - Method Man, "Crooked Letter I (feat. Streetlife)"

Crooked Letter I by Anonymous August 15, 2004

crooked in ya grill 

when someone mean mugs you.

or giving someone a dirty look

EX:why are you lookin at me crooked in ya grill

crooked in ya grill by matt_heard September 8, 2009

Crooked City 

Corpus Christi, TX

Only the strong survive in the Crooked City.

- Elite 1

Crooked City by the_hot_fire September 16, 2009