craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003

Cribtastic

A crib hand, in the card game cribbage, which has seven or more points.

Matt: "Let's see, I've got fifteen two, fifteen four, fifteen six, and a pair is eight."

Cole: "Cribtastic crib! Nice going!"

by NietzscheanMat February 22, 2010

Craptastick

when something is crappy but people like it

that is craptastick

by jeli jeli June 27, 2010

craptasticly

describing how craptastic you are feeling

everything sucked today, it was a craptasticly miserable day!

by mamavixen September 14, 2010

craptastic

Unbelievably messed up; the icing on the cake; the straw that broke the camel's back; the highlight of an already fucked up day; an event that is unforseen and which happens so suddenly it leaves the beholder almost speechless with dismay

And as if my day hadn't been bad enough up until this point, I go home to find my best friend in bed with my man. How craptastic is that!?!

by hthrB February 25, 2015

Clontastic

A dumb person or someone being stupid

You are being clontastic. Stop being clontastical

by Yalbu dinky August 23, 2023

CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.

CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist

by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010