crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

Crispy Muthafucka

It was made by the legend himself MythyMoo.
He used this amazing line when he was playing G-Mod.
He described a beautifully burned corpse as a "Crispy Muthafucka"

Person 1 "The man was burned to death"
Myth "he's now a crispy muthafucka"

by Captain Geniuz June 24, 2016

voodoo crispy

A crazy dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World in The Adventures of Pete & Pete - "Day of the Dot".

That girls crazy! Is she doing the voodoo crispy!?

by anth is the man! December 4, 2010

Crispy Puffy

The amalgamation of two nonsensical adjectives combined to create the highest insult. A Crispy Puffy is nothing.

Also a disgusting appetizer at Tom Can Cook.

Lisa is a Crispy Puffy.

by Mateo. January 12, 2008

crispy

neat,clean,trim,fashionable,with it,very good-looking.

After he left barbershop his hair was crispy.

by for meto know June 14, 2005

Crispy boy

A fresh cold beer!

Hey man we got any crispy boys left in the fridge?

by Frodaddy123 January 5, 2020

crispy sleep

Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.

The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!

by Ready for a crispy sleep... March 22, 2009