creampied

Cream on the pie

Person: Do you want creampied?
Person 2: WHAT?!

Person: Cream on the pie

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

Creampie

The word 'Creampie' defines the fantastic act of leaving a load of male jelly inside a vagina or crap pipe.

A Creampie, by it's very nature is the mother of all creation. That's right, if your daddy didn't manage a Creampie all those years ago, you'd still be itch in his pants.

Due to the awesome feeling of blowing a load inside someone's hole, the male will generally bullshit about wanting to pull out before ejaculation. But as we all know, this is in fact just a load of crap.

"That's right little Johnny, even you came from a Creampie!"
"Hey dude, I made a Creampie inside a 16 year old girl's beaver last night!"
"May I Creampie you to make babies?"

by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008

Creampie

A cream pie.

Haha dirty minded beasts! GOTCHA!!!!

HEY GUYS I BOUGHT 9 CREAMPIES! WHO WANTS ONE?

by Bbbbbbbbbbrrrreeeadddddyyyyy May 30, 2019

Creampie

A type of pie baked in a oven at 350 degrees F and tastes sweet and has cream coming out of it.

Damn bro i loved that creampie I gave her last night, it tasted soooo goood!

by smell me69696969 March 17, 2023

Creampie

Creampie (also known as internal ejaculation and, in same-sex contexts, as breeding and seeding) is a sexual act, commonly featured in pornography, in which a male ejaculates inside his partner's vagina or anus without use of a condom, resulting in visible seeping or dripping of semen from the vagina or anus.

Creampie my asshole step-bro

by G00d 0l dickin69 January 18, 2020

Creampie

When you come inside a pussy or asshole and the cum drips out.

Man, that gangbang was so hot, did you see that girl get creampied

by Angstyteen666 November 9, 2018

Creampie

When a great amount of semen is released in the pussy and runs out

Chad : Oh Michelle you brown hair is so soft & it makes me so hard!
Michelle : Keep caressing it Chad I think your about to cum!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Michelle : That's it baby Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh baby what A beautiful Creampie I should take a selfie with it and send it to Mark!
Michelle : Sounds good but only after you Creampie my asshole!
Chad : Ohh! A double Creampie in your sexy little body! Ahhhh! Holy Shit!
Michelle : Fuck it just give me a triple Creampie!
Chad : Wow good thing I can produce gallons of cum! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018