by TheMystic September 26, 2013
Get the crater nipsmug. n. A bowel movement so sizable that the top of the crap pile breaks the water’s surface in the toilet bowl.
Hey ma! You’re gonna have to plunge the hallway crapper, I just stopped it up with a massive crater island!
by Vermillion llama November 13, 2020
Get the crater islandmug. A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
Get the volcanic cratermug. by fuckmebeautiful December 14, 2008
Get the crater vagmug. When your friend from Cave Creek goes to Casey Moores with an affliction t-shirt two sizes to small, and you see the shape of his Armenian belly button crater as he hits on the wait staff..
"Dude! Your man crater is bigger than a pot hole on the I-10. Please go to Kohls and get an EXTRA medium.."
by Yellowbird92 May 21, 2014
Get the man cratermug. by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018
Get the crater-beeringmug. A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.
by AndrewHall January 26, 2009
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