crapware

Any software that is useless and takes up space on computers and other electronics.

My phone was filled with crapware when I first bought it!

by Givmefweedum July 18, 2023

crapwalk

When you're on the toilet and after your business is done, you realize that you are out of toilet paper. You know there is toilet paper in just a few meters range in your home. So you get up from the toilet and walk in a crouched position (with the goal of not smearing crap all over your butt) to the destination of the toilet paper and then return with it.

Oh man! Yesterday I had to do the crapwalk to my 2nd toilet, cause I forgot to check if I still had some in my primary toilet.

by Morpsi007 October 17, 2023

Crapware

Computer software that literally serves no purpose other than to rot on your hard drive.

Oliver: "Hey, Max! I just installed RegCleanPro on our shared PC!"

Maxwell: "Get that crapware uninstalled NOW!"

by Coyote the Great July 23, 2025