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Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.
“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”
by afterglow1208 December 25, 2008
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crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.
crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society
by jesse September 5, 2003
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Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.
“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”
by afterglow1208 December 24, 2008
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crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.
The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens
by Gryphaena June 16, 2015
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Crapitot

A person who capitalizes every word in their post or message to sound more smart or credible while they are actually looking pretty stupid.
by Jakkekoria September 5, 2016
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capiton

A Italian slag Word meaning captain
You are a capiton
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Crapstone Creamsplat

When someone farts atop a cream based pie with such force that some of the cream actually splats up and out of the pie dish.
Another slow day so Ernie and I decided to work on our Crapstone Creamsplats.
by RodRowdy January 19, 2019
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