Clipboarding

The act of avoiding work by holding a clipboard or other object, to look like you're being productive and to avoid questioning.

Fuck this place, I'm tired of drumwinding, I'm going clipboarding; If you need me, I'll be clipboarding on the forklift

by xPEZINATORx June 28, 2015

Cardboard ZAK

A cardboard ZAK is protection

Oh no here comes Lauren where is my cardboard zak

by Anonymous gay child May 30, 2019

Clipboard

Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.

Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.

P1: RUN! That person has a Clipboard!
P2: Just listen to it! There are already too many Karens in this world!

by That Guy :/ May 14, 2021

cupboardy

From 2nd series of popular sketch show, "Little Britain". A hypnotist character was playing scrabble with his elderly mother while visiting her at hospital. He hypnotised her into thinking it was a real word, meaning "cupboard-like". Can be used to describe something as small, boxy etc.

Your room's a bit cupboardy, mate.

by Kenny Craig (hypnotist) March 31, 2005

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Cardboard Box

An item used by Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series to avoid detection. Snake can get a little weird with his cardboard box, like in MGS3 where he tells someone that the box is "his destiny"

"Hey, what's that?"
*Looks at cardboard box*
"Just a box"
*Turns back, Snake jumps out and blows away the guard*

by Snake556 September 21, 2005

crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008