Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover.
- My fingers are in pain this morning.
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?
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Get the crapps mug.When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.
by Charles Borky November 21, 2022
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Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:
1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")
Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:
1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")
Corresponding to the numbers above:
1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"
1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"
by benchley July 18, 2007
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A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".
A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".
"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."
"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"
"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"
by Jaxxy_no_Jutsu August 8, 2008
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Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.
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