craft nazi

a derogitory term used to discribe martha stewart.;also used to discribe anyone too involved in home crafts.

"dude, martha's such a craft nazi!"
"ill make these damn pants how i want too, you freakin craft nazi!"

by thajesters September 26, 2003

Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?

I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.

by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010

Craffee

Crappy coffee.

Chris Pirillo had a craffee this morning, he hated it.

by Thegrig200 April 21, 2013

Transformice Cafe

A cringe inducing miniforum on Transformice where most flamewars and arguements on there. Every cafer is different, but in all honesty they all fucking suck.

(example of how the Transformice Cafe acts)
Eggmanmeep: fuck u xhiddenangelx
Xhiddenangelx#1277: ?
Draco#3607: i luv u eggmanmeep
Dont_treadonme#2642: yea fgt
Quim#0230: no u
Marxymice: stfu
dragon_fire#8696: fuck me im a 12 year old hooker uwu owo daddy
Heroguy#1463: cum on me pls
Specialmice1: o_ o
Edgyteen: v_v
Cosmofox#7413: uhh
Shamshak: what
Peonyy#2157: hmm

by an anonyMOUSE cafer May 29, 2019

mephisto’s cafe

Hell

“Mephisto” Is derived from the German word Mephistopheles, meaning devil.

Thomas-“We’re going down to mephisto’s cafe”

by 2+2=4 -1=3 quick mafs May 31, 2018

hover craft

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing

Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft

by T Masta H December 28, 2005

cafe del mar

A very relaxing and ambient sound with various artists. Perfect music to listen to if you r on the beach or just need to mellow out

Gees today was a stressful day, i need to put some Cafe Del Mar on to relax

by Booom Bab August 30, 2006