crackoin

A super drug that's a mixture of cocaine and heroin. Real popular on the streets these days
Also called:Salt. White girl. Nose candy. Powder. Baby powder. Bacon soda. Sugar. Powered sugar. Powdered mayonnaise. The shredder.

Shady Dude: Hey brutha, lookin' to score some of that good ish. I can get you crackoin.
Unsuspecting Passerby: Crackoin?! I'm quite sure you just made that up
Shady Dude: Whatchutalkin' bout brutha. Crackoin is some pooowerful stuff. You just can't handle it.
Unsuspecting Passerby: kthanksbye

by Brefalicious March 14, 2015

Checkpoint Charlie

A driver who frequently and rapidly changes lanes on a highway, motorway or dual carriageway appearing to be weaving between invisible checkpoints.

"That guy's all over the road - he must be a Checkpoint Charlie!"
"Keep an eye on your rear view, there are a lot of Checkpoint Charlies on this road."

by Gandasaurous June 19, 2017

crackintosh

Person who is street savvy enough to make money fast in a shady area, without any capital, and without creating (m)any enemies. Generally this is most commonly done by "middle man" operations within the illicit drug community, but not always. A crackintosh might "pimp a ho" whereas he knows a horny ass freak (possible client) that loves the pro's particular skillsets:

"Yo' G, I got y'all another one without any teeth! Yeah, Yeah! And this one'll prolly TakE a 20! Cute too! Just remember my fee, 25%...So, we cool?"

MAN #1:

"Shit G, how are you going to pay your rent after takin' a loss like that MaN! 5-O took everything you had, even found that insurance bill you hide in your shoe!? Rent is due in 2 days and I am still short on my half! "
MAN #2
"Brutha I got this! I'll just need to go downtown and crackintosh this muthaf*cka like a champ B! Good thing it's Thursday huh? DT gonna be bumpin' heavy all night next 2 days; Guaranteed I find some crack-a-laction goin' on, maybe that one ho Justine will be on day 3 or 4 by then too! I bring dat bitch biz ALL DAY she so cute. And by day 4 MaN she almost handin out brains for free!"

by cr4ckint0sh November 23, 2017

crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019

Checkpoint Charlie

When two absolute superpowers are fucking each other, sexually or in a physical confrontation.

*sees Danny Devito pounding Dr.Phils asshole* "Damn thats one Checkpoint Charlie!"

by Thomas_On_Reddit December 23, 2019

checkpoint farmer

Weirdo that farms cps and think that they’re good and try to ego people.

That checkpoint farmer is ass

by SoSIlx September 5, 2021

Checkpoint 02

Good job, you made it to the second checkpoint..
-TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED-
Unfortunately, Candice wasn't so lucky.
Who's Candice, you ask?
Candi-
-TRANSMISSION FIXED-
I don't know what happened. Anyways, relax at this checkpoint until you're ready to go through the next area of sex-related definitions.

in the last checkpoint i said that my dumbass was making checkpoints for people

Checkpoint 02

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021