An offensive term directed toward "white" people. Usually used by racist "black" people, but sometimes used by morons against their own race. People who use this word usually use other word stereotypes and/or have bad grammer. Often brushed off one's shoulder if called the name. Usually dished out by people who can't handle being called a racist term themself.
racist: Yo homies look at dat cracker walkin' on our "turf"! Lets jump him/her!
victim: You don't own this place and you have no right to call me racist terms!
racist: Hey! You racist fo yellin' at a black person! This cracker deserves to die for being right and not going mah way!
victim: Sorry, what was that you said? I speak english not moron.
END
moron1: "Outta mah way cracker, you be in mah way."
moron2: "You shut yo mouth nigger!"
moronic-teacher-passing-by: "Moron2! get your ass down to the principal's office NOW!"
moron2: "But he call me a cracker!"
moronic-teacher: "moron1 don't call names."
victim: You don't own this place and you have no right to call me racist terms!
racist: Hey! You racist fo yellin' at a black person! This cracker deserves to die for being right and not going mah way!
victim: Sorry, what was that you said? I speak english not moron.
END
moron1: "Outta mah way cracker, you be in mah way."
moron2: "You shut yo mouth nigger!"
moronic-teacher-passing-by: "Moron2! get your ass down to the principal's office NOW!"
moron2: "But he call me a cracker!"
moronic-teacher: "moron1 don't call names."
by mua February 2, 2007
A cracker is a word to describe extemely white people. The use of the word cracker is more often used by non-white people then white people. cracker can be used as a joke or an exteme matter.
random person: sup cracker
white person: hey dude, whats crackin?
random person: your skin
white person: real funny dude
white person: hey dude, whats crackin?
random person: your skin
white person: real funny dude
by MCSunShine01 February 27, 2011
a word used to put down whites just as bad as nigger for blacks but for some reason its politically correct to put down white people so it doesnt have the same social uproar
"my nigga look at this dumb ass cracker."
if a white boy calls a black boy nigger white boy is kicked out of school, if a black boy calls a white boy a cracker nothing happens
if a white boy calls a black boy nigger white boy is kicked out of school, if a black boy calls a white boy a cracker nothing happens
by muldin80 March 17, 2010
White people who, throughout history, have taken over the world and severely fucked up anyone who got in their path.
Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.
Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, politicians, police, soldiers and other positions of power.
Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, intelligence and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.
Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, particularly niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.
The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to white people. This stems from common sense - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?
In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.
People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.
Realistically, there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.
Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.
Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, politicians, police, soldiers and other positions of power.
Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, intelligence and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.
Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, particularly niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.
The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to white people. This stems from common sense - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?
In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.
People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.
Realistically, there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.
"black welfare kid Yo, Cracker, get da fuck off ma' block befaw I get my niggaz on you, Cracka.
white guy Hey, Nigger, pay me back my taxes that paid for your crack addiction and baby momma before I knock your dumb black ass out."
"hot blonde girl Hey, Jimmy, what are you going to do once you graduate College?
white guy Oh, I'm going to work at a top-tier law firm on Wall Street. The starting salary is $125,000 a year.
hot blonde girl Oh, cool. Hey can I suck your dick and fuck your brains out later tonight?
white guy Jeez I dunno, my schedules kinda full tonight. I'll get back to you. "
white guy Hey, Nigger, pay me back my taxes that paid for your crack addiction and baby momma before I knock your dumb black ass out."
"hot blonde girl Hey, Jimmy, what are you going to do once you graduate College?
white guy Oh, I'm going to work at a top-tier law firm on Wall Street. The starting salary is $125,000 a year.
hot blonde girl Oh, cool. Hey can I suck your dick and fuck your brains out later tonight?
white guy Jeez I dunno, my schedules kinda full tonight. I'll get back to you. "
by Jimmy66 October 23, 2006
A word that pisses white people off because now they think they are the most oppressed race when all it really does is describe there skin color. Unlike the word "nigger" this word didn't involve people being lynched,beaten,and hosed.
Black Guy: "Hey cracker". White Guy: "Hey man that's racist. Why can't I call you a nigger and get away with it? Black Guy: Because "nigger" was used to describe black people as ignorant pieces of trash. "Cracker" is just a word to describe white peoples skin color. White Guy: Yeah well...It still makes me feel bad. Black Guy: Hey our race feels bad too when people call us "nigger". I guess we're even now.
by bjshepp December 26, 2011
Here's another definition that may have been overlooked: the last part of a single-thong lash whip, such as a bullwhip or stockwhip (as opposed to a multi-thong, such as a Cat-O'-Nine-Tails) is formed of a thin twisted strand of nylon string about 6 inches long, and is called the "cracker" because that's the part of the whip that actually makes the crack effect as it travels through the air at high speed, breaking the sound barrier. Yes, as a working whip artist, I can tell you that the "cracker" or "popper" end of a bullwhip can travel over 700 MPH. The leather strand that attaches the cracker to the main body, or THONG, of the whip, is called the Fall. In the old days, the cracker was often made of hemp or horsehair.
This is also associated with the slave masters, who would use the cracker against a slave's skin as punishment or in an attempt to "motivate" the slave. It should be noted that,among those who work with livestock such as cattle, the whip was NOT used to hit the animal, but ONLY to make noise so as to drive the animal in a certain direction. Anybody hitting an animal was usually fired, and sometimes given the lash treatment themselves.
This is also associated with the slave masters, who would use the cracker against a slave's skin as punishment or in an attempt to "motivate" the slave. It should be noted that,among those who work with livestock such as cattle, the whip was NOT used to hit the animal, but ONLY to make noise so as to drive the animal in a certain direction. Anybody hitting an animal was usually fired, and sometimes given the lash treatment themselves.
by zeebyaboi November 24, 2007