copretendency

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.

I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.

by Legs4days January 10, 2021

Form-Correction Warrior

The douchebag at the gym or fitness club who can't help it but give advice to others on their form of exercise, diet or workout routine when they are not asked for it.

Hey Samra, do you see this guy over there at the treadmills? He keeps coming to me when I'm working out giving me some random advice on my form, ugh, he's such a Form-Correction Warrior.

by nothardsam January 13, 2021

Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy

A series of films created by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, starring Pegg and Nick Frost in the lead roles. Each film takes a specific film genre and makes and effort to Pilgrimize it. The first two installments, "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz," Pilgrimize zombie movies and buddy cop/action movies, respectively. The currently in-production third film, "The World's End" is supposed to apply the Pilgrimization technique to sci-fi films.

The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).

Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.

As an expert on all things lulzy, I declare Edgar Wright's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to be the most effective attempt at genre satire to date.

by ZimMan2 December 13, 2010

Correction Officer

An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.

The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.

by sglspd22 August 4, 2008

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read is an AD and yet we made it famous. as soon as you say it or it comes up on youtube. everyone will say it

John: this sentence is grammatically correct

Random dude: but it's wordy and hard to read

"this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read"

everyone in class: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

by MiraculourLanaAdrianette March 2, 2021

patriotic correctness

It’s a full-throated, un-nuanced, uncompromising defense of American nationalism, history and cherry-picked ideals.

Central to its thesis is the belief that nothing in America can’t be fixed by more patriotism enforced by public shaming, boycotts and policies to cut out foreign and non-American influences.

Insufficient displays of patriotism among the patriotically correct can result in exclusion from public life and ruined careers. It also restricts honest criticism of failed public policies.
Alex Nowrasteh

“Conservatives use ‘patriotic correctness’ to regulate speech, behavior and acceptable opinions.”
Alex Nowrasteh

by maxscoundrel December 10, 2016

Carrete

Chilean for party...aka the best parties in the world because Chilean parties are the tits.

quieres ir al carrete esta noche?

by papa moyer January 14, 2010