Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger

Corpus Christi, Texas sucks

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red

Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

Corpuspostpsychopossessionlessness

When the rap artist Lilcharonthebeat (Also known as Charlie Goldbear) promises to release a song, but doesn't on time (Usually a repeated offense).

"That Lilchar and his corpuspostpsychopossessionlessness!"

by EvilZhosev March 31, 2025

Labius Corpus

Dead Pussy

The woman suffered from LABIUS CORPUS and unable to mate.

by Icyblueballs April 6, 2022

SimpSet Corpus

ROEL'S kadarism of less discipline and uncountable women sexual fantasy stimulant sex. The JaiMarxism of his religion defeats all shaded portion of dark effect of the mind frame curing euphoria of schizophrenia which all laughter is compensated five percent with image of the tri LOKA in JaiMarxism satisfying all blood types with sexually driven women with bodily diaphragm of attachment to ROEL. A triangular prism folding shield protection from all criminal intention.

SimpSet Corpus Christi Keith Roeloka Soleimy jinazi I got flag with a flash from a pipe paparazzi

by JaiMarxism April 28, 2022

Habeas Corpus

Has already been suspended?

Hym "Yeah, I'M AWARE! And now that is happening to Mexicans... ONLY NOW is it a problem. I'm still waiting for the shit-libs to realize that the conservatives are now doing to everyone what everyone has been doing to me. They said 'We don't have to give Hym Habeas Corpus... We can just lie to punish Hym for saying things we don't like and pretend we didn't see Hym create AI or that weaponized schizophrenia isn't a problem by presupposing that the people it's happening to are the problem.' And then then negative consequences of that exact decision start to pile up... They blame me for though consequences and/or ignore them entirely because me being worse than a retard is more important to them than anything. Up to and including your children's lives."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025