Corention

Idia Shroud's canon romantic partner

"You know Corention right? Idia was talking with them yesterday, his hair was pink."

by IdiashroudsLover July 25, 2022

Sabrina Carpenter

She's a very fun, spunky, upbeat teenager. Sabrina has a tendency of being able to grab people's hearts and have them gravitate towards her. She also doesn't really cuss or use foul humor, which is fantastic. You don't see people like her enough these days. But she must be careful though. She's at that age in Hollywood where people like her generally throw that away, and seeing as how she seems to be okay with saying curse words and sexual messages in music covers, what's to stop her from letting that be part of her music and herself too? If she does, she'll end up just like every other Disney girl singer before her. Taking roads that don't necessarily make you a bad person, but take away your once gravitating purity. And eventually, maybe end up doing something like Miley Cyrus did with the whole stripper thing. Now look, I didn't get on here to bash Sabrina or even Miley. I'm just concerned. I know it's odd that a 17 year old guy like me just randomly has a concern over this. But I've seen so many of the people, in my years growing up, that I've derived inspiration from just throw themselves away for what "the public" wants and it always starts with cursing. And it breaks my heart every time. It's like seeing a friend harm themself and you can't do anything about it. Anyways. Other than that, she's a fantastic girl who has inspired me to be more excitable. She's all around just a fun person with a good head on her shoulders, as well as she's smart. Thanks. Signing off.

Random Teen: "Who does this guy think he is talking about Sabrina Carpenter like this?"
Chief S2117: " 'Sup."

by Chief S2117 March 5, 2017

play carpenter

rules:

First we get hammered. Then I nail you!

"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"

by wachus January 10, 2008

carpenter's dream

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

by KRHimself January 1, 2005

Carpentersville

(The Getto)in illinois...

I just wen't to Carpentersville to get HI.

by MasterRoach April 12, 2008

The Carpenter's Plunger

The Carpenter's Plunger is the ultimate rough sex toy.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.

Susie's cunt was cum clogged , but after a few applications with The Carpenter's Plunger, insertion was made easy.

by Bowds October 9, 2006

carpenter's special

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

by cj old man w March 14, 2009