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Cornell Girl

A girl who attends Cornell and is very smart, cool, pretty, slick, and suddenly after a week becomes blah because she is around boring smart people 24/7.
Sophie: Hey did you talk to Ashley last night?

Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.

Sophie: Oh, boo.
by slycatstix August 26, 2009
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cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.
Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!
by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006
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cornell withdrawl

The withdrawl the body goes through when without Cornell for over 12 hours....may also be defined as when "Walmart" is in dire need of some lil tetrah. Symptoms may include crankiness, fatigue, muscle spasams, and/or involuntary sobbing.
Susan is having serious cornell withdrawl after only 18 hours of being without him.
by monkeys1017 July 8, 2014
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Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.
*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
by Belinski November 3, 2018
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Corneleyon

Corneleyon is A Aggy ,ugly ass MF that loves to be mean to people,he is a verry retarded person!!!!
Corneleyon is so Aggy he always so mean
by Suck my dick 101 April 21, 2020
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dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills
"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "
by bella chiola February 24, 2010
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Cornelly

Split into North Cornelly and South Cornelly, the latter being slightly more acceptable. Both are places usually inhabited by people who can't afford to live in Porthcawl, not even New Road end. Usually associated with slums, beer, hangovers, more beer and the "Gambo".
"Dude I really want to move out of my parents house in Porthcawl, but I can't afford anything around there...I'll probably just buy a house in Cornelly, they're going for about a fiver"
by Dave100 April 16, 2009
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