conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with a time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with an urban time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

Confragulated

A despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

I don’t have a social studies credit, I’m so confragulated.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

Confragulate

To put someone in a despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

Don’t talk to him, he’ll confragulate you.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024

coingulate

To get something done by actively working on it while also reaching out to friends, connections, or collaborators to help move it forward.

“Don’t worry about the permit, I’ll coingulate and see who I know”

by bonjayzhiey February 9, 2026

confagulate

It means to want to shove a pickle up up your butt

i confagulate

by wiiwhene March 3, 2026