Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.

"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."

by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011

Collecterd

A nerd who also happens to be a collector. This person can be a collector of anything; stamps, cars, pens, puzzles, 'retro' video game systems, or those tiny soap bars that you find in hotel suites. Pronounced kuh-lehk-turd.

Person 1: Dude, I just got an Atari to add to my gallery of old school video games!
Person 2: My God, you're such a collecterd.

by Mibzamillion December 4, 2010

coolestest

When you are cooler than the coolest

Person A - "You are the coolest"
Person B - "You are the coolestest"

by @realKoolaid October 17, 2017

Jessica the coolest

Jessica the coolest is the third one in the group that had the big ass forehead and big ass sky scraper teeth.

Jessica the coolest

by Urba dictionary June 11, 2020

Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

Colster

The office friendly way to say cock holster.

Adam, shut your colster!

by Mat Sully October 2, 2009

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005