Noun; Place
An area of a town Where Teens under the term Cool Kid hang out and tend to frequently play racquetball.
An area of a town Where Teens under the term Cool Kid hang out and tend to frequently play racquetball.
Person 1: " Hey you wanna play racquetball with the new kid?"
Person 2: "Nah, He's not cool enough for Cool Kid Town"
Person 2: "Nah, He's not cool enough for Cool Kid Town"
by Mr.Tango August 15, 2010
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1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
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Get the Cool Kid Alliance mug."Artwork" that is sketchy and awkward. Produced by young hipsters that don't have quite enough talent to produce a meaningful piece. The intro to the cool kid movie Juno displays the most stereotypical of this type of "art."
"Wow, the kid that made that must be really hip."
"No, that's just something my 4 year-old nephew drew before he fell asleep."
"Oh."
"Yeah, cool kid art sucks."
"No, that's just something my 4 year-old nephew drew before he fell asleep."
"Oh."
"Yeah, cool kid art sucks."
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Get the cool kid art mug.When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.
When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.
by Fredish142 November 8, 2021
Get the Cool kid diversion mug.The cool kid syndrome is when people start acting differently when in large social settings, suppressing all desires that may make them seem goofy or unattractive.
i.e. The guy who never participates in class and sits in the back smirking.
i.e. The guy who never participates in class and sits in the back smirking.
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