convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

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convenience rag

a piece of cloth you grab at the point of climax, reagardless of what it is.

"mum, thers a funny lukin stain on my napkin"

"craig, dont ever use a napkin as a convenience rag again!"

by corpsio October 8, 2005

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conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

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convolit

An enlightening conversation

Good talk. It was a convolit

by Siongok May 27, 2017

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Trenchcoat Convention

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.

"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."

by Boozy Springer November 6, 2006

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