Contrabass Bugle

The most bad ass instrument on the marching field

"Look at that guy march that contrabass bugle, he's so awesome!"

by mrtubapresident November 30, 2014

contradictwhore

a person you pay for discrete sex, who doesn't take the money, and ends up catching feelings.

All I wanted was a half & half, instead you turned into a contradictwhore.

by FrickenWhatever September 30, 2020

Contradiction

An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.

That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.

by might as well be racist March 15, 2009

Contrabass

A large stringed instrument of the bass register. Usually played with a bow in classical styles, but also played by finger plucking is other music genres such as Jazz. In this case, it is also known as a "stand up bass"

Danny: That's a mighty fine contrabass you got there!

by TheContraBass November 26, 2009

Contradiction

Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.

"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

Contradiction

by mufflesnuffle June 9, 2009

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Nigga Contraband

Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.

Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.

Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.

by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010