by blueballsbilly April 14, 2021
Get the Conservtard mug.A gay conservative who likes to portray themselves as "one of the good ones" and treats homophobia as "a reasonable disagreement."
I don't know how a conservagay can tell his husband he loves him, and then go out to have his"friends" tell him that his marriage is invalid.
by Green_Flowers June 5, 2023
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Methylphenidate (AKA Ritalin, et al) in a unique time release, abuse prevention pill casing. The pill itself is not digested, but passes through the stomach and intestines and is intact in the fecal matter. The mechanism involves a small hole on one side of the hard plastic-like pill, and interior which is 1/2 the medication, and 1/2 an expanding inert substance. When the pill enters the stomach, the stomach acid leeches into the hole and causes the inert matter to expand, slowly pushing out the methylphenidate over a number of hours. It is impossible to crush the pill, and even if it is manage to be opened, the drug itself is suspended in substance which makes it impossible to crush to powder and snort or inject. However, Concerta is rarely prescribed if other options are available due to requirements of the pH and amount of stomach acid in the stomach to be correct. Otherwise, the drug can release too quickly, or not fully release, thus passing without a patient fully absorbing the dose.
If you have attention deficit disorder, speak with your psychiatrist about Concerta. No one posting here including myself has the medical license to describe this accurately, even if they are a doctor.
If you have attention deficit disorder, speak with your psychiatrist about Concerta. No one posting here including myself has the medical license to describe this accurately, even if they are a doctor.
Concerta has a neat shape, fascinating mechanism of release, and absolutely pathetic results as used as an ADHD medication.
by FaqBasher December 29, 2018
Get the Concerta mug.this is a commonly used drug used for kids with ADHD, (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) which i happen to have. it helps people concentrate on their work, and pay attention. If youre like me though, you pop them and stay up for days on end with no sleep, and become increasingly alert and twitchy :) but that MIGHT just be me.
by concertaexpert;) November 28, 2009
Get the Concerta mug.A hybrid of "conservative" and the derogatory term derp, indicting the low intellect and tin-foil-conspiracy gullibility of the typical neo-conservative and alt-right manchild or their weak women.
However, it still applies to less reality-rejecting traditional conservatives for not having the intellect to reject the historic failure of an ideology that is conservatism.
The term is an accurate reflection of the scientifically proven lower IQ of conservatives.
However, it still applies to less reality-rejecting traditional conservatives for not having the intellect to reject the historic failure of an ideology that is conservatism.
The term is an accurate reflection of the scientifically proven lower IQ of conservatives.
Oh look, another social media troll crying about their latest manufactured conservaderp conspiracy. This one will only cost taxpayers $70 million!
by Chyllstorm October 19, 2016
Get the Conservaderp mug.1 A drug for ADD that helps you concentrate for 6 hours!! ^_^
2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^
2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^
by carol March 25, 2005
Get the concerta mug.Concerta is a drug used for people who have ADHD. like me! It keeps you alert and really focused on shit. IT CAN ALSO GET YOU JACKED THE FUCK UP!!! If you take four of the white 36mg(144mg) pills or have the equivalent to four of the 36mg pills in the form of the higher or lower sized doses of the drug. Your height and weight may make a difference in how high you get. You can either pop it, snort it, or smoke it. It usually takes 30-45 minutes for it to kick in if you just pop them. If smoked or snorted, it will effect you almost instantly. The high will last between 6-7 hours after you feel it kick in. Most likely you wont be able to go to sleep. I dont think that you can overdose, but if you pop to many of them, you might get a nasty stomach ache though. You should also consider having a reliable person around that will be able to assist you if you actually have any problems. (Your body could possibly become dependent on the drug) Also very importantly, dont get caught with it. If you think that you are about to get caught, you should either throw them out, stash them, or just swallow them all. Dont even worry about it. It isnt the end of the world. Its just a drug that can be easily attained because of the fact that parents think just because you have bad grades means that you have ADD and need to be put on medication in order to make better grades. I take one 36mg pill every morning before school and it keeps me going. It never really helped my grades in school. I can tell you that i never fell asleep during class. It may cause you to have little or no appetite while under the influence of this drug either to get high or to use as prescribed by your doctor. It will stay in your system for atleast 2-3 days as do most amphetamines. It can be a really fun pill to have just incase you have no other means of getting high. Have fun
Dude, i just baught a bottle of concerta from dudeman on the corner so we can get skeed the fuck up tonight!!!
by Stukies April 14, 2005
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